December 2011. Now, on the precipice of a new year, am I the only one suffering a sense of disquiet as to the fate of our former Republic of America? Am I the only one who wonders what happened to transform said former Republic into the soulless oligarchy it is today? Oh, good. Well, here are just a few of the reasons America is no longer America. This is not the entire set, of course, but you may collect the entire set...Trade them with your friends...
Erosion of the mind. The mind? We don’t need no stinkin’ mind. Hey, I’ve got an app for that mind thingy. My MeGizmo does all my thinking for me. Not only do Americans appear to be thinking and reasoning less, but in conjunction they are being force-fed drivel through all their little gadgets.
The decomposing center; the disappearing national cohesion. As demagogue and ideologue-driven faction-frenzies grow in scope and power, the idea of national cohesion recedes, as does the concept of compromise around a rational center.
The demise of traditions, the evisceration of holidays and the force-feeding of homogeneity. Traditions, regional and national, are beginning to atrophy, or they have been appropriated by cynical entities seeking to profit off them. All of America’s holidays are now nothing more than barometers for how much merchandise can be hyped and sold (See, Christmas, an obscene orgy of selling, buying and guilt.).
The cult of the celebrity and the celebration of boors and boorishness. Americans are obsessed with shallow celebs and reality TV nitwits, and who are daily stuffed down our media gullets. Everything now must have a celebrity angle, or it is not considered relevant. Celebrity bios and birthdays are presented and announced daily. Even NPR (National Public Radio) seems to have become ensnared in celebrity worship.
Debasement of the self. Americans have been taught to “act/play the fool” is somehow a democratizing trait. TV and the Internet constantly present us with fools being celebrated. At public events the cameras always show us the fools: the fools waving and jumping up and down; the fools dressed as fools; the fools trying to get their fifteen minutes...What, you haven’t seen Chuck “Where’s the camera!” Schumer?
The materialization of society. Hourly, Americans are subjected to a relentless wave of SELL! SELL!; BUY! BUY! Commercials hector us on all manner of our media and supply the bulk of the time of whatever we watch. Americans have been conditioned to roll out of bed at all hours and go shop; to stand in line for hours; to camp out in front of Big Box stores; to resort to fighting or stomping our fellow shoppers...And our grinning, alleged media merrily cover all this as though it were children leaving for summer camp.
The encouragement and ignoring of debt, both public and private. Debt continues to climb, as all aspects of American society have been indoctrinated with the idea of spending without consequences. Happy face credit card companies ply us with cutesy, consequences-free adverts which show us the joys of debt. And, of course, our alleged political reps borrow and spend with impunity (Hey, it’s not their money!).
The lionization of media demagogues on talk radio and cable TV. Media demagogues rule and may be found daily on talk radio and on FOX and MSNBC belching forth their divisive rancor.
The obsession with inane stats and numbers. Chief among these are the singularly noxious poll numbers, as daily we have heaped upon us the results of numerous inane polls (Tell the truth, do you really remember the results? Of course you don’t.). Too, one cannot watch any alleged sporting event without being beset by stats crawling across the bottom of our screens, so as to appease the annoying fantasy nerds.
The denigration of sportsmanship and fairness. Sport in America has become a cesspool of cheap shots (both verbal and physical), trash talk, gambling, chest-thumping, ME-first posers